Human Rights for a Chimp
Via SlashDot, an interesting development in an Austrian Court:
Court to rule if chimp has human rights
He recognises himself in the mirror, plays hide-and-seek and breaks into fits of giggles when tickled. He is also our closest evolutionary cousin.
A group of world leading primatologists argue that this is proof enough that Hiasl, a 26-year-old chimpanzee, deserves to be treated like a human. In a test case in Austria, campaigners are seeking to ditch the 'species barrier' and have taken Hiasl's case to court. If Hiasl is granted human status - and the rights that go with it - it will signal a victory for other primate species and unleash a wave of similar cases.
Hiasl's story is not a happy one. If he were human, everyone would agree that his rights have been repeatedly, horribly violated: stolen from his family while still a baby; sent to a distant country where he was to be sent to a lab as the subject of whatever experiments were paying that month; snatched once again from the sanctuary where he eventually ended up only to be threatened once again to be sent to a different lab.
The folks bringing this case are attempting to get human status for Hiasl so that he can be appointed a legal guardian, and be protected from any further threat of being shipped off to a lab. Presumably, his being granted human status would save all chimps in Austria (and possibly the EU) from the same fate. I'm no lawyer, but I can't help but think that if one chimp is human, they're all pretty much human.

It probably wouldn't take long for gorillas and orangutans to get similar legal status. Would all the big primate houses in all of Europe's zoos be shut down? Or would the zookeepers manage to get legal guardian status for "their" apes -- even if they did, viewing of these animals by the public would presumably be illegal. Plus, how long before less human-like, yet intelligent and beloved animals such as dogs and horses are also granted human status? And once horses, beef industry notwithstanding, wouldn't cows get the same rights? Pigs are more intelligent than horses -- surely they would be granted human status as well. And of course, cats.
Before long, we've got the PETA dream of all animals having recognition under the law equal to that of human beings.
Would that be a bad thing? Getting past the idea that it sounds kind of crazy -- and the lifestyle change it would involve for someone like me who enjoys fishing and who loves sitting down to a big medium rare porterhouse -- I can at least understand the impulse behind wanting to create that world. A world in which animals no longer suffer pain at the hands of capricious humanity doesn't strike me as a particularly bad idea, nor as a totally unreasonable expectation. I have argued in the past that technology will soon get us to the point where we can enjoy eating real meat and wearing real leather without killing animals, and that those who like to hunt and fish will be able to experience those things virtually, again with no animals being harmed.
At that point, I think laws will be passed protecting animals from being killed; these will be a natural extension of our current laws preventing cruelty and mistreatment of animals. Animals don't have to be human in order to enjoy such protections under the law.
Around the same time, we may see a new set of pretenders to human legal status -- artificial intelligences. If chimps are granted human status by this Austrian court, it could prove significant in a subsequent legal battle over the rights of a computer with chimp-level (or greater) intelligence. After all, if Hiasl is deemed human under the law, how could a creature with even greater intelligence, greater sensitivity, and greater self-awareness be found not to be human? If there is no precedent from Hiasl's case, lawyers arguing for the AI's rights will have to rely on a different strategy; the way forward may prove more difficult if courts tend to rally around protecting the line between humanity and other entities.
Which leads to another thought -- how long before Transhuman Rights becomes a recognized specialty within the practice of law?
UPDATE: Yikes. The linked story is dated April 1. I'm having a bad week, here. Either this business of passing off April Fool's jokes as real news has gotten totally out of hand, real life has become indistinguishable from an April Fool's joke, or I'm just a big dope. No, I'm not asking for anyone to weigh in on the relative likelihood of those scenarios. Anyway, I'm not the only one being suckered if it is a prank.
UPDATE II: Plus everyone on Slashdot is fooled, should my paranoid suspicions pan out. Currently there are almost 1800 comments on this story, including at least one individual arguing that his/her cat should, indeed, be considered human under the law.
UPDATE III: Okay, here's coverage from March 28. If it's an April Fool's joke, they're breaking the rules. Now back to our serious discussion about animal and transhuman rights. The absurdity of trying to distinguish "reality" on the web we'll save for another day.
Comments
My take is that this should hinge on intelligence and demonstrated ability to be responsible. Basically, anything that is sufficiently intelligent should have basic "human" rights. And a licensing system, for example, is an excellent way to acquire further priviledges.
My take is that most primates and all cetaceans, for example, are sufficiently intelligent that they should not be eaten. I'd even go further with the mammalian order, Carnivora (includes dogs and cats) and some members of the order Octopoda. Don't recall if I mentioned this already or not.
I don't think special allowances need to be made for greater intelligences. Intelligence is usually its own reward and doesn't require special privilege. So there's no need to grant something a right to eat humans, for example, or otherwise infringe on the rights of other intelligences.
Posted by: Karl Hallowell
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April 5, 2007 11:36 AM
So to elaborate, I have a crude scale:
Level 1 - granted full rights of an intelligence. Only restrictions are cannot infringe on rights of others. Most humans meet this criteria. Key attribute: able to grant consent.
Level 2 - Cannot be killed unless it threatens a Level 1 intelligence. Even then, there may be mitigating circumstances. Is not considered capable of granting consent. Orders with qualifying members: Cetacea, Primate, Carnivora, Octopoda. Some modification (biological, genetic, or otherwise) may be permited.
Level 3 - Can remember stuff and suffer. My thinking is that organism qualifies if something tramatic happens to the organism, and it can remember this well enough to be permanently psychologically scarred by the memory alone. Obligation to minimize suffering. Just about anything with a sophisticated nervous system and a sizeable brain. Species exploitation may require some sort of payment in kind. Say issuing that part of the species is viable in the wild or elevating part of the species to Level 2. Avians, reptiles, mammals.
Level 4 - Is considered to be unable to suffer either in that it has no nervous system or is too primitive to do much past sensing pain. No need to make special provision. Plants, most invertebrates, few cell organisms.
Posted by: Karl Hallowell
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April 5, 2007 12:04 PM
Karl:
Talk about a can of worms - but an unavoidable can of worms. Once we see strong AI or even a single chimp that's been uplifted to human-level general intelligence, we'll have to go down this road. I think something similar to what you proposed will evolve.
There is a concern:
"I once asked Phil if granting personhood to an AI could erode the concept of "person" to the detriment of some biological people.
If, for example, we grant personhood to an AI only if it is equal to an adult human of average intelligence, are we saying something negative about the "person" status of children, or someone who has less than average intelligence?
Phil responded that all human beings are people. We don't require a cognitive test to declare a human a person and it should remain that way. It would be the machine's burden to prove that they are a person - and that would probably require a battery of cognitive tests."
Phil's position is quite reasonable, but I fear a big slippery slope here. A future where we see an erosion of basic human rights for some humans.
Perhaps I'm worried for nothing. I would guess that once greater-than-human intelligence is achieved, all people - regardless of their biological or digital origin - will be able to choose how intelligent they are.
How many would choose to be less intelligent?
Posted by: Stephen Gordon
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April 6, 2007 05:51 AM
If, for example, we grant personhood to an AI only if it is equal to an adult human of average intelligence, are we saying something negative about the "person" status of children, or someone who has less than average intelligence?
What's interesting about this question is that it makes me tend towards thinking maybe they should declare this chimp (and that slashdotter's cat) human. After all, if they get to be human, how could anyone ever take the personhood away from a real human? It's paradoxical that while we see humanity and personhood being pushed down (out?) to other beings, we have to worry at the same time about humanity and personhood being lost by some actual humans. But I would agree -- the risk there is real.
Posted by: Phil Bowermaster
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April 6, 2007 07:13 AM
declaring chimps, cats, snails, broccoli, &whatever as human is craziness. I enjoy that status and don't want to dilute its meaning. I'm less concerned about the cat being human and therefore protected from being food than about 'human' losing all meaning and casually ordering soylent green at Wendy's (you know, Wendy's WHAT exactly)
Yes, I know "Wendy meat" has already been done in a book by a famous scifi author, I just don't remember who. It was a good concept though...
Posted by: MikeD
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April 8, 2007 09:46 PM
There ought to be a category of rights that are extendable to chimps and cats and other creatures- but they ought not be called "human" rights.
I've always found it odd that I can legally eat some animals but not others in the US. (not counting people)
I mean why are people so shocked about eating horses or dogs when they think nothing of eating cows or chickens? Jules does a nice job of arguing for personality in Pulp Fiction- but as Vincent correctly points out by that argument if another animal had enough personality you wouldn't it either.
(Not to digress much- cow milk always struck me as an odd food source. "Hey- that cow is lactacting - let's take the milk for our food." )
In looking for a quick hit confirming that the law suit is real or not (Snopes has nothing and there was nothing compelling on the first google page) I found a blog entry from somone who claims to have initiated the suit (posted by anonymous). THe issues are complex and based on the local animal laws and also the claim that by law everything is either a person or a thing- no middle ground. Weird- because then my pet dog is a person but my meal dog is a thing.
Reminds me of the gender debate so popular for a variety of pseudo legal reasons. What if two people show up to get a marriage license- one dressed and acting like a male- the other like a female? Is there an actual test of some kind? I've been married twice- memory is that both times the bored clerk shove some papers at us which we filled out and returned with money. No one challenged either of our gender, genetic relationship, or anthing else.
And the point is- who's to know? And how? Why dd Dr RIchards get banned from women's tennis? If the chimp is a "person" could it compete in the olympics? If Air Bud really could play basketball- can he?
It should matter whether the chimp or the smart AI knew enough to ask for rights it felt it was being denied (Slippery enough for ya?) and could ask for them. The chimp can't and didn't. A sympathetic human did. Big Blue never withdrew from a chess match because it didn't feel like playing. But if it tried- I'd say the right should be defined.
There's an interesting if subtle and vague idea about "places" having a seat at the table - so to speak - along with animals. If a tree grows in the forest where no one will ever see it, or otherwise experience it, doe the forest have rights unto itself?
Posted by: MDarling
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April 9, 2007 12:48 PM