SUPER Illegal Alien?
True Anomaly provides the shocking details and suggests a rather drastic remedy:
The government must act now! The Departments of Homeland Security and Defense need to work together to build an orbital wall around the planet. This system should consist of deep space radar satellites to act as an early warning system to detect incoming Kryptonian vessels. Once a Kryptonian is identified, a constellation of kryptonite laser satellites would be used to blast the vessel out of the sky, preventing further illegal immigration and protecting the planet from a possible menace. DoD contractor LuthorCorp already has prototypes of the needed systems, and is ready to start production as soon as the contracts are awarded to them.
Well, that's just silly, seeing as we know that Krypton was destroyed and there are no more Krptonians likely to come. But what do we do with the existing illegal Kryptonian population?
Let's not have any of this silly "amnesty" talk. He broke the law coming here. Fighting for Truth, Justice, and the American Way does not put him above the law. He's a felon. It's just that simple.
On the other hand, he went to the trouble of learning English and he does appear to have assimilated somewhat...
Via Rand Simberg, who almost inspired me to write an entry entitled "SUPER Jew?" (His title was much better, btw.)