Killer Rabbit
We all know the bit:
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Who's laughing now, I wonder?
Comments
Good story!
I love that scene, it's the best scene in all the Python's work.
'For know ye, if ye be men of valour, that death awaits ye in the cave of Kyrbannoch...with big, pointy teeth...' {gesture with two fingers}
Class. Puts me in stitches every time, and must have seen it at least fifty.
Posted by: ArmchairAnarchist
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June 10, 2006 06:25 PM
This incident reminds me of the President Carter's bunny attack.
http://www.newsoftheodd.com/article1021.html
Apparently some of these rabbits can get a bit aggressive from time-to-time.
That encounter didn't play well for Carter. Some paper made a mock-up of the Jaws poster with a rabbit and called it "Paws."
Posted by: Stephen Gordon
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June 12, 2006 04:24 AM
So cute! There is also a recent (real!) story of a giant rabbit "terrorizing" farms in North England, eating their vegetables. These things can grow to be a meter long and as formidable as some dogs. The picture in this article is great, heh.
I love how the Speculist mixes bits like this in with the usual futurism stuff. I read lots of mainstream-ish newsfeeds, so I get to see "weird news" frequently, but it's funny how some of the best stuff I see actually comes from sites that are "meant" to be futurist/transhumanist.
Posted by: Michael Anissimov
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June 27, 2006 06:12 AM