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I tell you, I am shocked. Shocked:

UK says UFOs caused by natural forces

LONDON (Reuters) - Hopes -- or fears -- that the Earth has been visited by alien life forms have been dismissed in an official report by British defense specialists.

The Ministry of Defense confirmed on Sunday a secret study completed in December 2000 had found no evidence that "flying saucers" or unidentified flying objects were anything other than natural phenomena.

The 400-page report, released under freedom of information laws to an academic from the northern city of Sheffield, concluded that meteors and unusual atmospheric conditions could explain UFO sightings such as bright lights in the sky.

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One example of solid evidence apparently ignored by the British government
How suspicious that this report should come out right when no one is thinking or talking about UFOs. Pretty convenient, eh?

The only possible rational conclusion is that this indicates a massive coverup.

Comments

What, did you expect government(s) to admit they've been dealing with aliens for the last 50 years? Or if you don't believe in aliens, to admit they've been using mind control on their respective populations and those who see UFO are the ones who disbelieve long enough to see the mechanics in action? (or one is being used to cover the other)
Or maybe our governments are being coerced by aliens to report 'atmospheric effects.' (Perhaps this is the only place in the galaxy where you can get fresh "Soylent" greens)

Mike, you are speaking truth to power. It's out there (the truth, that is.)

Fight the future, baby. Fight the future.

"Unusual atmospheric conditions", eh? Well, tht would certainly explain why UFO sightings in England, and dragon sightings before that, cluster along the ley lines between Stonehenge, Glastonbury Tor and a couple of other tourist attractions.

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