The Speculist

Nice list. Anyone want to send me a Christmas present...?

Looks like a good list.

Here's Amazon's editor's choices for the best science themed books of 2005.

You gettin' kick-backs from Dr. Phil? No wait! You are Dr. Phil. So, when did you become a doctor? And a doctor of what? Whatever it is, it's illegal in Utah, so I wouldn't go there, just to be safe.

Merry Christmas!

It's weird. About half the time, Amazon spits out this list of Dr. Feel-Good self-help books instead of the list I assembled. But if you refresh the page, you get my actual choices.

Oh, I see. So this is just some random crap shoot generated by some freakish service cooked up by drugged-out hippies at Amazon put out there for the WORLD to see with the tag line "Hey kids! Here's some other good holiday reading options." That's dark, man. That's real dark. How much did you sell out for, man? I mean, I thought you had a soul. But this, this, is just too much. I can't bear to watch. It's just gotten awfully bleak. If I were a God-fearing man, I'd be fearing God for ya. The window of escape is very small. It's closing. It may be too late.

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

OH, wait. I see. There's your list. Not a bad list. Makes sense. But are these suppose to make me feel good? Now I'm confused. And I've heard that that Natural Born Cyborgs should really have a NC17 rating.

I usually make about $25 per quarter from Amazon. Why? What's your soul worth, big guy?