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Ho Hum

Nothing to be alarmed about, folks. Just another one of those monkeys-controlling-robots-with-their-brains stories. No big deal. Happens all the time.

Move along, now.

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Forget the monkey-controlled robot, I want a computer-controlled monkey!

10 REM MONKEY BASIC V.1.1
20 IF DISHES="DIRTY" THEN WASH DISHES
30 IF DOORBELL="SOLICITOR AT DOOR" THEN HURL FECES
40 IF ALLCHORES="COMPLETE" THEN EAT BANANA AND GOTO 20

With a thousand such monkeys, we could rule the world. [sinister]Bwahhahahahahahaha![/sinister]

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