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Weenie World

Referencing some commentary from the Belmont Club, Glenn delivers a quip containing an astounding sketch of a possible future:


Perhaps this is how we will, ultimately, convert the whole world into a bunch of diplo-speaking social-welfare pacifists, one quagmire at a time. . . .
Surely humanity's future on this planet should lie along precisely this trajectory. Granted, that business about "one quagmire at a time" is not a pleasant prospect. But picture a world full of pacifists. It's not that hard to do, seeing as even the major agressors (China, radical Islam) already talk the talk of "peace" and human rights and oneworldism. What if they also walked the walk, more or less?

In other words, what if the whole world were Europe? First off, the planet would be no more or less an annoying place than it is now. We would be no better liked than we are now. But it would be a wonderful world, because there really would be peace — and that's Peace, not "peace." We would be in no more danger from the rest of the world than we currently are from Europe.

Ah, some will argue, but Europe is threat, a very grave threat to freedom. Well, yes and no. Europe is a threat not because of any aggression they are likely to undertake on their own, but only because of their weenielike tendency to wink at the agression of others...even those who would systemtically destroy their civilization if they could. Take away the real aggressors — that is, make them weenies, too — and Europe is no more dangerous than Berkeley.

Sure, Berkeley can be kind of a pain in the ass. But it can be a lot fun, too. It's a college town. There are some great clubs and restaurants. And bookstores. On the whole, Berkeley is a pretty good model for the rest of the world. And a much more realistic one than, say, Dallas. We, of course, along with (possibly) the UK, Australia, and some of Eastern Europe, will have to continue to be Dallas. Any time somebody tries to make the transition from aggression-appeasing-weenie to aggression-pursuing-psycho, there needs to be a counter-force to slap them down. Meanwhile, we will continue to grow and nurture our own weenie contingent, who will make it a bit easier for us to get along with the rest of the world.

Weenie World should be the stated long-term goal of US foreign policy. Failing that, I think it is at least worthy to be a scenario studied by the Global Business Network. I can only think of one book (and later movie) that developed the Weenie World scenario. Are there others?





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I'd describe most of Europe - particularly France - not as passive as much as passive-aggressive.

True, they're not about to take up arms against us, but they don't shed many tears when others do.

Exactly.

We don't need a world that likes us or that is like us. A world full of people who never shed a tear if someone takes up arms against us is fine — as long there's nobody who's actually going to take up arms against us.

What makes this scenario interesting is that we can achieve exactly what we want/need in the world, and (if we're smart) we can ride there on a wave of anti-Americanism. Of course that won't be easy and it won't be quick. But I think it might be easier and quicker than any of this "hearts and minds" nonsense.

Maybe there is a third possibility. Instead of Weenieism, or "hearts and minds," how about wallets? Countries that are fully integrated into the global economy are less likely to be a danger because it's hard to hate people that are making you money. It's these crazed loner countries like Iran and North Korea that worry me the most.

Trade hasn't turned China into a capitalistic democracy, but perhaps it has kept the country from cutting itself completely off from the world. Ditto India.

The Arab states are another matter. We do business with them, but mostly that involves just paying the ruling class for exploiting their country's resources. The wealth doesn't trickle down and the masses get restless. So the rulers let the religious leaders blame us and the Jews. There has to be a better way of dealing with those people.

But picture a world full of pacifists.
It's not that hard to do

Sung to the tune of "Imagine."

I think it will take a long, long, time for this scenario to emerge. Arab states aside, there are too many other pesky little nations threatening to make nukes or spawning terrorist cells. Stephen is right that the answer is economic. Which leads to this random thought. Can you think of a country that was established under a monarchy or a dictatorship, and was liberated to build a democracy, that has been truly successful in creating freedom and opportunity for its people? I'm not trying to by cynical, I'm just wondering if the success of democracy in the United States is an anomaly because we weren't entrenched in another system when we won our freedom.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Kathy:

The U.K., Germany, and Japan could perhaps be considered as examples of what you're talking about.

Of course Germany and Japan had capitalistic democracies imposed upon them. The U.K. evolved into a constitutional monarchy (which is now the functional equivalent of a capitalistic democracy) over centuries.

Maybe there is a third possibility. Instead of Weenieism, or "hearts and minds," how about wallets? Countries that are fully integrated into the global economy are less likely to be a danger because it's hard to hate people that are making you money. It's these crazed loner countries like Iran and North Korea that worry me the most.

Saudi Arabia is about as integrated into the global economy as you can get.

Question: How am I doing on my policy about not getting into politics on The Speculist? This is still just a future scenario, right? :-)

Wallets alone won't do it. Money is a huge part of it, of course. It certainly helped grease the wheels of transition from facism to democracy in Germany and Japan. What is ultimately required is restructuring of civil societies. In arguing for capitalism and democracy you guys also seem to assume that that's the case.

I'm just saying that if the captitalism and democracy that the rest of the world adopts is considerably "toned down" from what we have, and if America is still everybody's favorite whipping boy, it's okay. Let the rest of the world be a bunch of left-leaning America-blaming cheese-eating surrender monkeys. As long as they're opposing us via Weenieism rather than building nukes or cutting off people's heads, it's a good end game.

For me, the breakthrough is that we can end up with most of the world against us and still have won.

BTW, I don't assume that this achieved easily or that it comes cheap. That's where Glenn's comment about "one quagmire at a time" comes in. We had to open up a can of whoopass twice on Germany before they decided to become weenies. I hope there's some way to get China into the weenie camp without a war. And, as I see it, the war we're currently fighting is all about turning as much of the Arab and Muslim world into weenies as we can.

But that's actually good news, because it's going to be a lot easier to turn them into weenies than it would be to turn them into, say, us.

Phil:

I've probably been the worst about bringing politics to The Speculist. It seems I've grown more political as the election draws closer.

"I'm just saying that if the captitalism and democracy that the rest of the world adopts is considerably "toned down" from what we have, and if America is still everybody's favorite whipping boy, it's okay. Let the rest of the world be a bunch of left-leaning America-blaming cheese-eating surrender monkeys. As long as they're opposing us via Weenieism rather than building nukes or cutting off people's heads, it's a good end game."

I agree (this ain't no popularity contest afterall). But I think such a result would be unsustainable economically.

Part of weenieism is the socialistic/welfare society. European socialism has nearly bankrupted France and many of the other countries where it's been tried. It wouldn't work at all if these countries were paying the bill for their own defense.

I guess in your senario there would be no need for defense because all countries are weenies. Human nature being what it is, I just don't see that happening.

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