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Newsflash!

A self-replicating nano-machine that can quickly alter the chemical composition of a gallon of liquid has been isolated in the lab.

It is startling how quickly it can reproduce from small samples, work at the nano-level, and yet produce noticeable results on the macro-level within hours.

These machines reproduce at the rate of one logarithmic unit per two hours. One of these machines can become eight in six hours, 64 in 12 hours, 512 in 18 hours, and 4096 in 24 hours. In case you're worried that these machines could escape from the lab and reek havoc in your hometown - too late. They are already in your home!

There appears to be little danger of the grey goo scenario, however. When the population density reaches 150,000,000 per milliliter of liquid, these guys cease reproduction and settle into their work converting sugar into alcohol.

Yeast.jpgThese "machines" are yeast. The scientist who isolated them in his lab was Louis Pasteur in 1857.

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It's a point that's been made before, most famously in the Drexler-Smalley debates, but it bears repeating. Single celled life is "the ultimate existence proof of the feasibility of a molecular assembler." This is not a metaphor. Life is nanotech, literally. Our future nanobots may bear a striking resemblance to yeasts and other single celled life.

For this reason it may prove difficult for future scientific historians to pinpoint the moment when people start using self-assembling nanobots. We can already genetically alter bacteria to eat oil spills. Most people would not consider this technology nanotech or these organisms nanobots. The question becomes: how much tweaking is required before we consider a formerly natural organism to be an artificial nanobot?

I've recently adopted the hobby of home winemaking. About a week ago I was sitting in my home office typing when I began to feel dizzy. When I stood up I almost fell down. It turned out that the yeast in a one-gallon batch of wine I had fermenting over in the corner was filling the room with CO2. Subsequently I've learned that professional winemakers are often killed by both direct CO2 suffocation and from passing out and drowning in vats.

I keep a fan going and a window cracked now. I wonder how many people I would have to stuff in this room to fill it with that much CO2. More than a few - the room is not airtight. It's cooled with central air and the door is always open. Such was the industry of a single gallon of yeast-filled must over just a couple of days.

These hard-working organisms are impressive.

Special thanks to winemaker Jack Keller for his info on yeast and for sharing his award winning wine recipes.

Comments

What recipes have you tried? The apricot wine sounds delightful. Here in Iowa, they make some great wine in the Amana colonies. Imagine rhubarb, cranberry, plum, for example.

Speaking of yeast, I've been on a bread-making kick the last couple of weeks--craving whole wheat (which makes me wonder what my body's trying to tell me)--and if you think about doing it early enough in the day, it's doesn't take much longer than running to the store for a loaf of bread...there's something wonderous about the little yeastie organisms doing all that work and giving their nano lives to make our bread rise!

This sounds like a call for a parody song, "Myco Myco".

Perhaps I shall rise to the occasion and write it.

Some marketing genius is bound to get ahold of this:

"Kids prefer Wonder Bread...it's nano-enhanced!"

EP:

How about "Myyyco...Myyyyyiico, daylight come and Steve out on de flo."

I was thinking more along the lines of:

"My pale ale and your pale ale, sittin' in the brew pot,

My pale ale told your pale ale gonna make you taste like pig snot."

Or maybe not.

*laugh* Get just a little wild yeast or bacterial contamination in your home brew (I brew beer, personally) and pig snot may be the best you can hope for. Fortunately neither are that common in the dry air where I live, and my biggest problems with brewing are when the yeast dies off prematurely, leaving me with sweet barley soup.

Seriously though, I think nanotechnology and genetic engineering are headed for a convergence. Even if the nanomachine needs to do something only tiny gears can do, the fueling, cooling, containing, and reproducing problems may still be easier to solve genetically. Why re-engineer all these systems that nature has already provided? Enter the nano-borgs! :)

-Jim

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